Race Relations Stupidity

I’ve noticed that the dynamics between sexes and races are different when I’m in Hong Kong. White men are very confident here. I’ve seen potbellied old Australians grab women walking by on the streets and ask them if they want to have dinner. It seems that if I meet the eyes of a white man, he expects sexual attraction even if he is vacationing with his family. This results one of two reactions, a raised hand and the mouthing of the word “No” or a sly, cocky I-know-you-want-to-fuck-me smirk. One day in the subway, I accidentally met the eyes of a Post-Colonial Smirker. I started laughing so hard. He was such an ugly man, sixty-plus, sweaty and obese. And yet he assumed attraction. Does the majority of white men on vacation here have Histrionic Personality Disorder? Or do they get barraged with enough women to warrant it?

Jet Li gets the girl in Hong Kong commercials.